ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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