let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
