I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
did i just pee glitter
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