ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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