And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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