He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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