office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
