Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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