is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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