The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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