anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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