She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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