Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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