i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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