How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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