wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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