question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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