ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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