fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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