I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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