you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
