The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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