the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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