and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
What drink are we having for lunch?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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