I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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