he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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