so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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