Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Let's get the cat blown out
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
