I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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