I never want to see another naked old woman again.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
It's just like the Real World with babies
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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