you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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