Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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