i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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