I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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