apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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