but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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