No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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