...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
