Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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