im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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