It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I feel like a drive thru vagina
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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