I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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