i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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