Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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