That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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