bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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