i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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