It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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