I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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