Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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